Vigorish

В данный момент на ФТП идёт бой между Phil Ivey и Isildur1.

А тем временем на другом столе:
Dealer: UgotaBanana has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating Cole South
Dealer: Cole South finishes in 5th place
BigBlueBonzzzai: gl
UgotaBanana: i have u in a draft
Dealer: BigBlueBonzzzai has been disconnected
Dealer: BigBlueBonzzzai has reconnected
BigBlueBonzzzai: draft?
UgotaBanana: beer
TilterMarkus (Director): Hi there. Congrats on making the final four! We'll restart at 16:00 ET tomorrow.
UgotaBanana: WHAT?
UgotaBanana: HOPE UR KIDDING
UgotaBanana: TILTERMARKUS
UgotaBanana: UR MAKING ME TILTERHARRY
UgotaBanana: ur aware of this right
UgotaBanana: look at my FACE
UgotaBanana: LOOK AT IT
TilterMarkus (Director): I'm not kidding. It's a two day event.
TilterMarkus (Director): http://p.fulltiltpoker.com/25k-heads-up ... ampionship
UgotaBanana: i believe you markus
BigBlueBonzzzai: well ill take that as a compliment
System: The $2,000 Guarantee (Cashout) ($5+$0.50 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Dealer: BigBlueBonzzzai has been disconnected
Dealer: BigBlueBonzzzai has reconnected
TilterMarkus (Director): PostflopAction has suggested playing it out today. If both of you want to do that, we can do that instead.
BigBlueBonzzzai: yeah
BigBlueBonzzzai: im go
BigBlueBonzzzai: maybe not final but deff semi
BigBlueBonzzzai: can we play only semi?
TilterMarkus (Director): If everyone agrees, yes.
UgotaBanana: idk if i wanna play only semi
BigBlueBonzzzai: fk it, lets play both
BigBlueBonzzzai: idc
BigBlueBonzzzai: ill just bust in this one
BigBlueBonzzzai: easy peasy
BigBlueBonzzzai: u wanna keep playin banana
UgotaBanana: ill play
BigBlueBonzzzai: ok
TilterMarkus (Director): The other table has suggested a 21:45 restart (in 9 minutes).
UgotaBanana: 9 minutes?
Dealer: BigBlueBonzzzai has been disconnected
BigBlueBonzzzai: k
Dealer: BigBlueBonzzzai has reconnected
TilterMarkus (Director): Now they're saying at the top of the hour instead. Is that okay with both of you?
UgotaBanana: im tired markus
UgotaBanana: why are they so needy
BigBlueBonzzzai: nah, that too long time
BigBlueBonzzzai: 9 min or we play tomorrow
UgotaBanana: same
UgotaBanana: here
BigBlueBonzzzai: What about we all flip and go to bed?
TilterMarkus (Director): Okay, I think they've agreed to that.
UgotaBanana: bed is btches
TilterMarkus (Director): 21:45 ET it is (7 minutes from now)
UgotaBanana: vampire4life
BigBlueBonzzzai: flip and get wasted
UgotaBanana: no matter what happens bigbluebonzzai
UgotaBanana: all i have to say
UgotaBanana: is that ive already won more money from this tournament tha you
System: The $75 Token Frenzy ($14+$1 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
UgotaBanana: and 3 teeshirts
UgotaBanana: so get owned
UgotaBanana: hard
BigBlueBonzzzai: But i got the PA tshirt
UgotaBanana: tiltermarkus can i expect those express?
UgotaBanana: WHOS PA
BigBlueBonzzzai: Hes more pretty than yours 3 combined
UgotaBanana: cole south+phil ivey
UgotaBanana: hmmmmm
UgotaBanana: gonna put them on 1 combined shirt w/ them chestbumping
UgotaBanana: YA
UgotaBanana: I AM

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The high-stakes action kicks off at 15:00 ET on Saturday, November 21st, when the tournament will play down to the final four players. The final two rounds of play begin at 16:00 ET on Sunday, November 22nd.