Vigorish

Ахаха, я только сейчас префлоп розыгыш увидел!
наглядный пример, что лимп тузов(из утг...) вреден для стека...

"Пока на свете живы дураки"(с)

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $0.04(BB) Party
SB ($3.46)
Hero ($1.20)
UTG ($1.14)
UTG+1 ($4.81)
UTG+2 ($2.26)
MP1 ($1.07)
CO ($39.17)
BTN ($6.52)

Dealt to Hero 2 5

UTG raises to $0.08, fold, fold, MP1 calls $0.08, CO raises to $0.48, fold, SB calls $0.46, fold, UTG calls $0.40, MP1 calls $0.40

FLOP ($1.96) J 9 T

SB bets $1.87, UTG calls $0.66 (AI), MP1 calls $0.59 (AI), CO calls $1.87

TURN ($6.95) J 9 T 7

SB bets $1.11 (AI), CO calls $1.11

RIVER ($9.17) J 9 T 7 4

SB shows 8 Q
(Pre 7%, Flop 3.8%, Turn 2.5%)

UTG shows T K
(Pre 11%, Flop 6.3%, Turn 2.5%)

MP1 shows K Q
(Pre 9%, Flop 81.3%, Turn 95.0%)

CO shows A A
(Pre 73%, Flop 8.7%, Turn 0.0%)

SB wins $4.61
MP1 wins $4.11

Им иногда везет бывает

Нерест идет полным ходом...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $0.04(BB) Party
Hero ($1)
BB ($3.60)
UTG ($2.06)
CO ($34.52)
BTN ($4.79)

Dealt to Hero 2 J

fold, CO raises to $0.32, BTN calls $0.32, fold, fold

FLOP ($0.70) 9 3 5

CO bets $0.50, BTN calls $0.50

TURN ($1.70) 9 3 5 3

CO bets $1.21, BTN raises to $2.42, CO calls $1.21

RIVER ($6.54) 9 3 5 3 9

CO bets $3.11, BTN calls $1.55 (AI)

BTN shows 9 T
(Pre 35%, Flop 76.7%, Turn 86.4%)

CO shows K Q
(Pre 65%, Flop 23.3%, Turn 13.6%)

BTN wins $9.16

Есть ли на Пати боты, нет ли их, науке это неизвестно...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $0.04(BB) Party
Hero ($0.94)
BB ($8.26)
UTG ($1.70)
CO ($25.30)
BTN ($9.09)

Dealt to Hero 4 2

fold, CO raises to $0.32, BTN calls $0.32, fold, BB calls $0.28

FLOP ($0.98) 9 T K

BB checks, CO bets $0.94, BTN raises to $1.88, BB folds, CO calls $0.94

TURN ($4.74) 9 T K 2

CO bets $2.25, BTN raises to $6.89 (AI), CO calls $4.64

RIVER ($18.52) 9 T K 2 5

BTN shows T J
(Pre 28%, Flop 68.7%, Turn 84.1%)

CO shows A J
(Pre 72%, Flop 31.3%, Turn 15.9%)

BTN wins $17.60

Чорт, да я богат оказывается!

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Интересно, кто же я...

Я бог его знает чего с этим надо было делать...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
Hi-Lo Omaha $150(BB) On Game
SB ($2,835)
BB ($3,945)
UTG ($2,929)
UTG+1 ($3,377)
UTG+2 ($3,172)
CO ($2,458)
Hero ($5,284)

Dealt to Hero A K 4 Q

UTG calls $150, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $150, fold, BB checks

FLOP ($665) T 6 K

BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

TURN ($665) T 6 K Q

BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($665) T 6 K Q 8

BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Hero shows A K 4 Q
(Pre 45%, Flop 34.2%, Turn 47.2%)

BB shows J 4 7 6
(Pre 27%, Flop 17.8%, Turn 25.0%)

UTG shows 5 A 7 8
(Pre 28%, Flop 48.0%, Turn 27.8%)

Hero wins $665

Надо было психовать, не надо...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $300(BB) Party
SB ($11,350)
BB ($19,575)
UTG ($8,447)
UTG+1 ($10,215)
UTG+2 ($4,230)
MP1 ($3,335)
MP2 ($2,970)
CO ($3,515)
Hero ($15,145)

MP2 antes $30
UTG antes $30
UTG+2 antes $30
Hero antes $30
CO antes $30
MP1 antes $30
BB antes $30
UTG+1 antes $30
SB antes $30

Dealt to Hero 9 9

UTG calls $300, UTG+1 calls $300, UTG+2 calls $300, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $300, SB calls $150, BB checks

FLOP ($2,070) 2 T 9

SB checks, BB bets $900, UTG calls $900, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $900, Hero raises to $14,815 (AI), SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls $3,000 (AI)

TURN ($11,670) 2 T 9 5

RIVER ($11,670) 2 T 9 5 J

Hero shows 9 9
(Pre 56%, Flop 91.8%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG+2 shows J A
(Pre 44%, Flop 8.2%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $11,670

Очередное плохое начало месяца плавно перетекает в весь плохой месяц.
Также плавно начинаю ненавидеть риверы, одномастные борды, доезжих и переезжих оппов, мувящих нитов, гэсэче, гекачепе и капээсэс...
На турниры тупо нет денег, безлимитный кеш уже в печенках сидит, обычная сессия за последнее уже довольно продолжительное время пару стеков наиграл пять слил...
короче в гробу я этот безлимит видел, начинаю с начала, фикс лимит.
я правда с ФЛ примерно с такими же мыслями на НЛ переходил, видимо рекурсия, но другого варианта на данный момент у меня нету.
Прошвырнулся по румам, как ни странно еще жив, игры мало, но мне хватит, даже с утра есть.
Единственно в айпокере вообще нет, ни одного стола, даже пустого, зато как ни странно потлимит есть, тоже вариант для разнообразия.

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
Limit Holdem $0.02(BB) Party
SB ($0.87)
BB ($0.98)
Hero ($0.91)
UTG+1 ($0.95)
UTG+2 ($1.70)
MP1 ($1.10)
MP2 ($0.06)
CO ($3.45)
BTN ($0.14)

Dealt to Hero A A

Hero raises to $0.04, UTG+1 calls $0.04, UTG+2 calls $0.04, fold, MP2 raises to $0.06 (AI), CO calls $0.06, fold, SB calls $0.05, BB calls $0.04, Hero raises to $0.08, UTG+1 calls $0.04, UTG+2 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.02, SB calls $0.02, BB calls $0.02

FLOP ($0.54) A 8 3

SB checks, BB bets $0.02, Hero raises to $0.04, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, SB folds, BB calls $0.02

TURN ($0.70) A 8 3 T

BB bets $0.04, Hero raises to $0.08, UTG+2 folds, CO folds, BB calls $0.04

RIVER ($0.86) A 8 3 T 3

BB bets $0.04, Hero raises to $0.08, BB calls $0.04

BB shows 2 5
(Pre 9%, Flop 13.1%, Turn 9.5%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 82.2%, Turn 90.5%)

MP2 shows 8 2
(Pre 10%, Flop 4.7%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $0.97

Тело на ББ бот? с бодуна? ученая обезяна, которой показали как кликать на одном месте?

а это весело...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
Limit Holdem $0.02(BB) Party
SB ($0.63)
BB ($1.12)
UTG ($0.50)
Hero ($1.03)
UTG+2 ($1.45)
MP1 ($0.56)
CO ($0.50)
BTN ($0.32)

Dealt to Hero 6 A

fold, Hero calls $0.02, UTG+2 calls $0.02, fold, fold, BTN raises to $0.04, SB calls $0.03, BB calls $0.02, Hero calls $0.02, UTG+2 calls $0.02

FLOP ($0.20) 8 A Q

SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.02, UTG+2 raises to $0.04, BTN folds, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls $0.02

TURN ($0.28) 8 A Q 8

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $0.04, Hero calls $0.04

RIVER ($0.36) 8 A Q 8 A

Hero bets $0.04, UTG+2 raises to $0.08, Hero calls $0.04

Hero shows 6 A
(Pre 76%, Flop 91.6%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG+2 shows Q 6
(Pre 24%, Flop 8.4%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $0.50

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $0.02(BB) On Game
SB ($2.69)
BB ($0.58)
UTG ($3.15)
UTG+1 ($2.19)
Hero ($1.42)
BTN ($2.77)

Dealt to Hero T 7

fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.02, SB raises to $0.06, fold, BTN calls $0.04

FLOP ($0.14) K 3 T

SB bets $0.07, BTN calls $0.07

TURN ($0.28) K 3 T 8

SB checks, BTN bets $0.27, SB raises to $0.54, BTN raises to $2.64 (AI), SB calls $2.02 (AI)

RIVER ($5.40) K 3 T 8 6

BTN shows T 8
(Pre 16%, Flop 18.4%, Turn 81.8%)

SB shows A A
(Pre 84%, Flop 81.6%, Turn 18.2%)

BTN wins $5.04

один морон у другого дубинку украл...
с такими бестолку играть, им все равно, что ты ставишь, даже что у них, они просто двигают фишки...
новая разновидность "Чапаева" - с картами и на деньги...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $60(BB) IPoker
SB ($467)
Hero ($520)
BTN ($513)

Dealt to Hero 9 7

BTN calls $60, fold, Hero checks

FLOP ($165) 3 K 5

Hero checks, BTN checks

TURN ($165) 3 K 5 4

Hero checks, BTN bets $165, Hero folds

BTN wins $165

Зря, не зря...

Большего цирка, чем фриролл по омахе хай-лой наверное не бывает...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
Hi-Lo Omaha $20(BB) Party
SB ($2,850)
BB ($2,970)
Hero ($3,090)
UTG+1 ($2,970)
UTG+2 ($11,290)
MP1 ($3,000)
MP2 ($3,290)
CO ($2,970)
BTN ($3,570)

Dealt to Hero A A 7 J

Hero raises to $70, fold, UTG+2 calls $70, fold, MP2 calls $70, fold, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($240) 3 5 4

Hero bets $240, UTG+2 calls $240, MP2 calls $240

TURN ($960) 3 5 4 J

Hero bets $960, UTG+2 calls $960, MP2 folds

RIVER ($2,880) 3 5 4 J A

Hero bets $1,820 (AI), UTG+2 calls $1,820

Hero shows A A 7 J
(Pre 64%, Flop 1.7%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG+2 shows 6 7 2 9
(Pre 36%, Flop 98.3%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG+2 wins $6,520

Хотя тоже клоунов хватает...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $0.04(BB) Prima
SB ($7.60)
BB ($3.14)
Hero ($4.12)
UTG+1 ($1.61)
UTG+2 ($2.50)
MP1 ($4)
MP2 ($9.37)
CO ($4.98)
BTN ($3.28)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

Hero raises to $0.12, UTG+1 calls $0.12, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $0.12, BTN calls $0.12, SB calls $0.10, fold

FLOP ($0.64) 5 5 K

SB checks, Hero bets $0.32, UTG+1 calls $0.32, CO raises to $0.64, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero folds, UTG+1 raises to $1.49 (AI), CO calls $0.85

TURN ($3.94) 5 5 K 2

RIVER ($3.94) 5 5 K 2 9

UTG+1 shows 5 2
(Pre 35%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 95.5%)

CO shows J K
(Pre 65%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG+1 wins $3.84

Я не понимаю, как против таких моронов играть

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
NL Holdem $0.04(BB) Prima
SB ($6.92)
BB ($4.79)
UTG ($3.70)
Hero ($1.49)
UTG+2 ($6.48)
MP1 ($4.48)
MP2 ($2.73)
CO ($5.48)
BTN ($4)

Dealt to Hero K J

fold, Hero raises to $0.12, fold, fold, MP2 calls $0.12, CO calls $0.12, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($0.42) 2 8 8

Hero bets $0.20, MP2 calls $0.20, CO raises to $0.56, Hero folds, MP2 calls $0.36

TURN ($1.74) 2 8 8 A

MP2 bets $2.05 (AI), CO calls $2.05

RIVER ($5.84) 2 8 8 A 7

MP2 shows 5 8
(Pre 38%, Flop 95.5%, Turn 100.0%)

CO shows 5 5
(Pre 62%, Flop 4.5%, Turn 0.0%)

MP2 wins $5.74

И против таких тоже...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
Limit Holdem $0.02(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2.22)
Hero ($0.77)
UTG ($0.25)
UTG+1 ($0.22)
CO ($0.48)
BTN ($0.23)

Dealt to Hero Q A

fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.02, SB calls $0.01, Hero checks

FLOP ($0.06) 9 A 7

SB checks, Hero bets $0.02, BTN calls $0.02, SB calls $0.02

TURN ($0.12) 9 A 7 4

SB checks, Hero bets $0.04, BTN calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04

RIVER ($0.24) 9 A 7 4 2

SB checks, Hero bets $0.04, BTN calls $0.04, SB raises to $0.08, Hero calls $0.04, BTN calls $0.04

BTN shows A 6
(Pre 19%, Flop 14.6%, Turn 7.1%)

SB shows 9 2
(Pre 36%, Flop 23.4%, Turn 11.9%)

Hero shows Q A
(Pre 45%, Flop 62.0%, Turn 81.0%)

SB wins $0.47

в кои то веки...
в начале два раза удвоился, разок уполторился, до финалки добрался практически без труда.
за пьедестал была бойня века, только успевай уворачиваться от кулеров.

блин. вот как такое играть...

Grabbed byHoldem Manager
Limit Holdem $0.02(BB) Pacific
SB ($0.73)
BB ($2.65)
UTG ($0.72)
UTG+1 ($1.93)
UTG+2 ($1.25)
MP1 ($1.47)
Hero ($2.97)
CO ($1.88)
BTN ($1.96)

Dealt to Hero J K

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.02, fold, fold, SB calls $0.01, BB raises to $0.04, Hero calls $0.02, SB calls $0.02

FLOP ($0.12) T T A

SB bets $0.02, BB raises to $0.04, Hero folds, SB calls $0.02

TURN ($0.20) T T A 2

SB checks, BB bets $0.04, SB calls $0.04

RIVER ($0.28) T T A 2 Q

SB checks, BB bets $0.04, SB calls $0.04

SB shows J A
(Pre 25%, Flop 23.0%, Turn 14.8%)

BB shows Q A
(Pre 75%, Flop 77.0%, Turn 85.2%)

BB wins $0.35

Верю - иногда оказывается зря, как и в этом случае.
не верю - часто оказывается, что зря...
оба варианта минусовые

Правильно говорят, деньги идут к деньгам...

Вот ты какой, секрет покера...
Оказывается все очень просто, берешь за стол стопиццот мульонов бб, гсч просто ничего не остается, как вздыхая и причитая, раздавать "хорошо"...